A man’s cave, his holy abode, is an extension of his heart and soul. It is nothing more than a mirror of all our frat-boy dreams, tossed up and tacked on for everyone to see.
It is the last line of defense against smelly diapers, angry wives and a never ending barrage of payments. When the shit hits the fan, the man cave is where we take cover. As such, personalized signs are akin to the mumbo jumbo that the priest from the Exorcist shouted at that demonic brat.
“The power of ‘it’s five o’ clock somewhere’ compels you!”
Tibetan monks, those spry lads from the Vatican, even that odd Tom Cruise endorsed religion, all them have mantras. A hundred praying holy-men mumbling away with words and phrases of power that edge them closer to their beliefs and scriptures.
A guy with a man cave, he has many gods.
His mount Olympus is brimming to the top with such deities as: Jose Cuervo, the Mexican patron of latin señoritas; Johnny “Keep On Walking” Walker, he of the blackouts; PS4, the brain numbing whizz kid; Jack “take a shot” Daniels, the Saint of barrelhouse brawls; Miller, the artist formerly known as “Show me your boobs”.
These angelic chums are the ones we pray to while in the man cave. The Hallowed Host we take a knee to. And, like all organized religions, we have our fair share of rituals.
If we’re still in good shape and living the bachelor life, we may even sacrifice a virgin.
Have you ever gone into a church?
As you look around, you’ll bear witness to a score of worshipping paraphernalia. A giant T; a longhaired dude rocking some gnarly abs; a bunch of portraits that seem to depict Eli Roth’s next horror movie; large written latin jibber-jabber all around.
Well, your man-cave is your chapel. Instead of a cross, you have racks of imported booze; your communion wine and holy wafers, supplanted by cheddar nachos and a hillbilly Margarita (which is just tequila)… And finally, all that latin scribble kicked out the door in favor of good-old signs that exclaim “Man cave, enter at your own risk!”
That’s the reason why you need a personalized sign, otherwise your temple will be missing a beat. It will almost be complete.
Are these signs cool? Hell yes.
But, more importantly it’s a symbol of profound faith. Without faith in your man cave, you don’t have anything more than a room with a bunch of tacky crap inside of it.
But the question is, what should these signs say? What are some good quotes to be the mantra of your man cave?
Now that you’ve found a saying that works for your man cave, it’s time for you to find a way to get that thing into your man cave.
Sure, you could scribble it on a piece of cardboard and hang it up, but that would make you look foolish. Instead of going that route, now is a good time to find a way to make the quote into a personalized sign.
It's difficult to find a sign that'll let you print anything on it that you want. Often times, the companies that make signs tend to only let you personalize a name or a few words for the sign. Because of this, we searched and found options that would allow for more than just a first or last name on the sign.
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What better way to wash down a beer than staring at a sign that you know was custom made with your message? Surprisingly affordable, this one is exactly what you need if you want to put your own quote on an LED sign.
Details for images have to be minimal, so you can't just send in a picture of your bicep and it's vein to be engraved, but this will work for most of the sign ideas you have.
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Do you wake up with a hard-on every so often? Phantom images of that time you went to New Orleans during Mardi Grass swimming through your head? Those beautiful women, decked in beats and collars, and nothing more, reminding you what it felt to be young, carefree and the happy owner of a pack of “ribbed for her pleasure” Trojans?
Well, this sign is an ode to your innocent days. An extraordinary piece that brings every letter to life and you can personalize as much as you’d like.
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Your lack of imagination is astounding. Kudos for saying your decor is “minimalistic”. You simply wanted something fast and were sick and tired of trying to find a sign that “spoke” to you. Or you simply don’t want to spend a small fortune on a sign, and that’s fine too. Well, you found the right piece.
“Um… Why do you think Larry didn’t buy a nice neon sign?”
“Don’t be daft, Bill. Can't you see he’s giving us a class on the vacant and sheer absurdity of creation? The vastness and emptiness of space? That’s why it’s white… It almost makes you want to cry and give in to the beauty of nature.”