15 Holiday Gift Ideas For Guys

By Jack Hansen | Gift Ideas

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas. The Carolers are caroling; the stockings are stocked; the eggnog nogged; the snowflakes, well, flaking. It truly is that wonderful time of the year. Joy to the world, hip-hip-hurray, “when will this madness stop!” Ehhh? A mad crowd of women stampedes by in a fever yuletide run. The holiday spirit, […]

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Best man cave wallpaper

Best Man Cave Wallpaper

By Jack Hansen | Wall Coverings

Men hate change, it’s not in their nature to embrace it and in most cases, it’s resisted as much as possible. The second the pen is out of place, or someone moves the couch an inch to the left, we go on high alert. Ape-shit, bat-guano insane, howling at the moon lunacy if our kids […]

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Man cave ceiling fans

Best Man Cave Ceiling Fans

By Jack Hansen | Lighting

At Man Cave Mastery we pride ourselves in the knowledge that we are gurus in one of the most dynamic and necessary fields of masculine health. Einstein could crack the mysteries of the universe, but he wasn’t an essential component in maintaining a balanced manly ecosystem. We’re the last line of defense, the man’s man, […]

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5 best man cave fridges

Best Man Cave Fridge

By Jack Hansen | Appliances

For a man to truly call himself a man, he must first conquer the lofty peaks of correct food preservation; or in most cases, how to keep the brewskis fresh and cool. If we visit a friend’s Man Cave and the guy has the audacity to serve us a lukewarm, piss temperature Miller, we will […]

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Best man cave floor lamps

Best Man Cave Floor Lamps

By Jack Hansen | Lighting

Here at Man Cave Mastery we are equal opportunity lounge lizards. As long as it has a pulse, an open mind, loose morals, and the barest genetic connection to Megan Fox we’re willing to give it a toss on the old sheets. We apply that very outlook to Floor Lamps. If it receives electricity, then by all […]

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Man Cave Table Lamps

Best Man Cave Tables Lamps

By Jack Hansen | Lighting

And God went and said, “let there be light.” Then he flicked on the switch at the base of the celestial light bulb – vowing to get a clapper for next time – low and behold, there was light. And the cavemen rejoiced, for now, after so many years in the dark, they could finally do […]

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15 Man Cave Ideas for a small room

15 Man Cave Ideas For a Small Room

By Jack Hansen | Ideas

The crap isn’t just hitting the fan; it’s hitting the airline propeller. It’s all over the place, your wife’s screaming: “take out the trash!” Your kids, hysterical little demons that they are, begging you for: “Come on daddy, take us out, we want ice-cream. Give us ICE CREAM! ICE-CREAM!” Bills running stampede all over the […]

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Man Cave Sign Sayings

50 Man Cave Sign Sayings

By Jack Hansen | Ideas

A man’s cave, his holy abode, is an extension of his heart and soul. It is nothing more than a mirror of all our frat-boy dreams, tossed up and tacked on for everyone to see. It is the last line of defense against smelly diapers, angry wives and a never ending barrage of payments. When the […]

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Man Cave Ideas on a Budget

50 Man Cave Ideas on a Budget

By Jack Hansen | Ideas

The time is finally here. You spent the last 5, 10, 15, hell maybe even 20+ years wanting your own man cave. You’ve finally been able to carve out a spot in your home that you can call your own fortress of solitude. A place where alcohol is a form of currency, having a Kegerator is practical, […]

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Best man cave bar stools

Best Man Cave Bar Stools

By Jack Hansen | Seating

What does a leather recliner, a couch and a bar stool have in common? Once you discover a soothing seating soulmate, you’ll reenact the most gruesome of Game Of Thrones scene in order to protect these loyal trio. Picking the perfect bar stool is a bare-knuckle affair, that if not approached with clear mind, will […]

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