By Jack Hansen | Gift Ideas
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas. The Carolers are caroling; the stockings are stocked; the eggnog nogged; the snowflakes, well, flaking. It truly is that wonderful time of the year. Joy to the world, hip-hip-hurray, “when will this madness stop!” Ehhh? A mad crowd of women stampedes by in a fever yuletide run. The holiday spirit, […]
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By Jack Hansen | Wall Coverings
Men hate change, it’s not in their nature to embrace it and in most cases, it’s resisted as much as possible. The second the pen is out of place, or someone moves the couch an inch to the left, we go on high alert. Ape-shit, bat-guano insane, howling at the moon lunacy if our kids […]
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By Jack Hansen | Lighting
At Man Cave Mastery we pride ourselves in the knowledge that we are gurus in one of the most dynamic and necessary fields of masculine health. Einstein could crack the mysteries of the universe, but he wasn’t an essential component in maintaining a balanced manly ecosystem. We’re the last line of defense, the man’s man, […]
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By Jack Hansen | Appliances
For a man to truly call himself a man, he must first conquer the lofty peaks of correct food preservation; or in most cases, how to keep the brewskis fresh and cool. If we visit a friend’s Man Cave and the guy has the audacity to serve us a lukewarm, piss temperature Miller, we will […]
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By Jack Hansen | Lighting
Here at Man Cave Mastery we are equal opportunity lounge lizards. As long as it has a pulse, an open mind, loose morals, and the barest genetic connection to Megan Fox we’re willing to give it a toss on the old sheets. We apply that very outlook to Floor Lamps. If it receives electricity, then by all […]
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By Jack Hansen | Lighting
And God went and said, “let there be light.” Then he flicked on the switch at the base of the celestial light bulb – vowing to get a clapper for next time – low and behold, there was light. And the cavemen rejoiced, for now, after so many years in the dark, they could finally do […]
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By Jack Hansen | Ideas
The crap isn’t just hitting the fan; it’s hitting the airline propeller. It’s all over the place, your wife’s screaming: “take out the trash!” Your kids, hysterical little demons that they are, begging you for: “Come on daddy, take us out, we want ice-cream. Give us ICE CREAM! ICE-CREAM!” Bills running stampede all over the […]
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By Jack Hansen | Ideas
A man’s cave, his holy abode, is an extension of his heart and soul. It is nothing more than a mirror of all our frat-boy dreams, tossed up and tacked on for everyone to see. It is the last line of defense against smelly diapers, angry wives and a never ending barrage of payments. When the […]
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By Jack Hansen | Ideas
The time is finally here. You spent the last 5, 10, 15, hell maybe even 20+ years wanting your own man cave. You’ve finally been able to carve out a spot in your home that you can call your own fortress of solitude. A place where alcohol is a form of currency, having a Kegerator is practical, […]
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By Jack Hansen | Seating
What does a leather recliner, a couch and a bar stool have in common? Once you discover a soothing seating soulmate, you’ll reenact the most gruesome of Game Of Thrones scene in order to protect these loyal trio. Picking the perfect bar stool is a bare-knuckle affair, that if not approached with clear mind, will […]
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